Ahhh, it's about time the Vorpal gets back  into coding, characters, and questionable design choices!

What’s Cooking in This Update? 

This update will be a bit smaller than the Remaster, buuut, it's filled with love, and questionable architectural decisions:

• ✦ Home Sweet Home... Expanded!
  The party's humble house is getting a little... less humble. I’m expanding it with new rooms and cozy corners. Some of them are functional, some mysterious, and some just because I wanted to put a suspicious-looking couch somewhere ¯\_ (ᵕ—ᴗ—)_/¯
• ✦ New Characters!
  That’s right! New, beautiful faces are coming your way. Some will be allies, others will be problems, and at least one might "casually" bend over to pick up something... (≖_≖ )
• ✦ Laying the Groundwork for the Big Stuff!
  While this update is smaller, it’s an important stepping stone. I’m using it to lay the foundation for the big systems on the horizon: exploration, relationships, sandboxy shenanigans... you know, all the things that make life interesting.
• ✦ Now in Italian, Russian & Spanish!
  ¡Sí! Да! Sì! This update will also mark the official inclusion of Spanish, Russian, and Italian translations of the game! Huge thanks to the wonderful people helping me bring this chaotic, lewd little world to even more players across the globe.

As always, thank you for your patience, your curiosity, and your chaotic little hearts. Working on this game is a strange, wonderful dream—and your support makes it all worth it.

And as always…

Thank you for walking with me. Thank you for waiting.
And thank you, most of all, for being horny in the right place.

(￣^￣ )ゞ
— Vorpal, The One Who Asked